11: 51 - So I'm going to make arbitrary, meaningless bets all weekend. The bets will be tracked with an overall W-L record.
Bet #1: Is Ben Hansbrough related to Tyler? I say yes.
The verdict: they are brothers!
Score: Garson: 1-0, Rodger 0-1, Jonny 0-0
11:53 - Gladys Knight is a black mormon? Who knew? I feel like this changes her career. Not better or worse, but definitely noteworthy.
11:55 - Totally trust the dude with a chick's haircut who does the UPS commercial. How could you not?
11:56 - big debate emerges over the new E*Trade baby. I don't like the new baby and Jonny strongly agrees. Rodger argues that the first baby wasn't that good. Now that's a fucking lie.
12:04 - "Ewwww Ewwww Ewwww" - the only response Rodger can muster in response to ODU's coach: http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/73600607.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF8789215ABF3343C02EA548AE76AF96EF9BFB9532F76A20B2DA757FF916F959F7243E3E
What kind of person decides to go on national tv with a mustache? It shows a certain amount of either obnoxious arrogance or ignorance.
12:07 - we get sent to the last few seconds of the BYU-Florida game. Apparently, the black mormon player has 10 points. The Blormans (new term for black mormons) are shooting the lights out this morning!
12:08 - Ward shows up and hits immediately with "Do you remember when David Spade used to be funny? Me neither." However, going after the creative invalid who gave us this (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/joe_dirt/)is just too easy.
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